Monday, March 30, 2009

Too Drunk to Chew their Chicken Strips

This was beyond gross and was a severe test of my fortitude and endurance. You should Paypal me some money for the second shot alone. Look how close I got!

This is a clear cut case of someone being too drunk to chew but not drunk enough to get themselves out of sight to puke. Be honest now, we've all been there.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

You can see another galaxy in this shit of a bird

This picture of rather mundane bird shit actually makes a nice desktop. HAVE AT IT.

Monday, March 9, 2009

House of Louie?

Well yeah, of course it's a dead ratbird--or what's left of a dead ratbird, rather. Thing is, it has a particular resemblance to House of Louie's lunch special #47. Just sayin'.

Thanks to Malisams for this one.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Dried Shit Waffle

OK there are clearly two separate shit clumps that have been collected into one stamped mess here and for the life of me I can't figure out how that could happen unintentionally.

Also of particular interest is the long grey hair in the upper right corner.

This was vile--even for the Max tracks under the Burnside Bridge.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Don't Order the Gin Omelette

This little gem was found at about 8am within 10 feet of a little bamboo clump completely out of everyone's way but the creator preferred the walkway instead.