I work in a historic part of town called 'Old Town' whose denizens are often not particularly judicious in what they deem appropriate to place on the ground.
Consider this blog a chronicle of that.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...that bird shit is kinda beautiful.
I agree. It actually *is* my desktop. I think it would be cool to somehow take photographs of all this awful awfullness in a way where is is kind of beautiful. I'm not sure if my photography skills (or to a lesser extent, my camera) are up to that task, though.
Or your olfactory glands and gag reflex.