Monday, July 6, 2009

Check Out the Shit Lava

So yeah. I went there. I located this by way of my uncanny olfactory senses--which I'll tell you firsthand is a curse. Once located from a safe distance of about 20 feet I debated taking this photo but I realize that I've neglected you, my dear readers, for far too long.

So I manned up, attempted to prefocus my camera lens and went in for the quick shot.

Roughly 8 seconds after this was taken there was a dude bent over, clutching his stomach and dry-heaving a bit with about 8 people staring at him.

That guy was me.

Honestly? I was almost hoping that I'd puke on the street so that I could have a 2-in-1 opportunity. No such luck.

Enjoy the shit lava, my dear reader, enjoy.