Burrito Apocolypse

See? More chicken. Don't eat chicken in these parts, folks.

I can see what this guy was thinking, too. "I ain't bothering to chew this cause ima just puke it up anyway."

Moar Chicken Puke

You know, this just doesn't even phase me anymore. Chicken puke in the rain? No problem. I'm impervious to the random disgustings about this neighborhood.

I am kind of starting to become suspicious of the chicken of the area, though, since it does seem to get puked up a lot.

Thanks for submission Malisams! It's a beautiful day in Portland today and the sun is shining down on this fresh puke on 3rd and Oak street for us. If you look closely you can see that even the puke is smiling.

Looks like pretty standard fare here: vanilla malt, curly fries and ketchup.

Spring is here! Spring is here!

A Steady Diet of Dinty Moore Stew and Heroin

I don't know how many more entries I'll do with the subject matter of shit but, seriously, what am I supposed to do when they find me? Ignore them? I can't. I owe you to report the disgusting and I can't show a blatant partiality to vomit or I'll be labeled as an anti-fecalist.

Interesting sidenote: as I was gathering my strength to get close enough to take this picture a couple of guys were walking by with pizza slices unaware of the evil that lurked in the stoop mere feet from them.

Me: "hey guys, check that out."
Guy #1: "DUDE. What the ****, dude."
Guy #2: "...did you do that?"

Everyone is a comedian.

Go ahead and click for the hi res version. I know you will.

I know it.

See? I win.