Another user submission! Yes! Thanks Mutz/Malisams and everyone else who informed me about it.
Have you ever seen such jolly vomit? What do y'all think this is made up of? I have some guesses and they all contain cranberries, but I'm really, really, trying to work in the phrase 'too much Christmas Blood Loaf' but sadly I just can't.
When one co-worker asked about the feathers, another who witnessed it first hand replied, "the pigeons were eating it". I saw the physical wave of illness pass over his face and it was then that fully realized what I'm doing with this blog is right.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas.
After seeing it up close, I'd go with maybe bread pudding, or a little Stove Top stuffing, followed by an unfortunate number of vodka and crans.
ReplyDelete